My cousin and I come up with so many great ideas. If only someone would purchase them and do something with them.

First off, the new Mario Kart game should have been called "Mario Speedwagon".

Secondly, someone needs to open a restaurant called "Suppernova".

Also, PC-ness aside, there's Hitler's U-boat Sandwiches.

Give us a few minutes. We'll have many more. We're frickin' machines.